Monday, December 28, 2009

December 2009 (week 4)

First things first...

I hope you all had a fun, family filled time!

I know I sure have!
That is exactly why I haven't seen a movie in quite some time (yes, a week is a long time for me haha)
Planning, preparing and attending 3 back to back Christmases is hard work! The only time I've even thought about movies is the 1 day I've been to work lately... Christmas day.
That was a little slice of insanity that I am quite grateful to only have experienced a few hours of.
This last week we had....


Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel {Rated PG for some mild rude humor.}
It's Complicated {Rated R for some drug content and sexuality.}


Nine {Rated PG-13 for sexual content and smoking.}
Sherlock Holmes {Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, some startling images and a scene of suggestive material.}


Up in the Air {Rated R for language and some sexual content.}




BUT I did get a movie for Christmas!
One of my favorites (I am shocked to say that I did not already own this) ANCHORMAN! {Rated R in 2004 but has since been edited and re-rated PG13 for sexual humor, language and comic violence.}

*this is definitely not for the young ones

Monday, December 21, 2009

December 2009 (week 3) movie watching!

Classes and finals are finally over!
I don't even know how to begin telling you all how thrilled I am. Being bored is my ideal state. If it weren't for work and Christmas madness all I would do is sit around in my pj's or sleep.
This last week there were 5 movies that came to my area

The Road {Rated R for some violence, disturbing images and language.}
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire {Rated R for child abuse including sexual assault, and pervasive language.}


The Hurt Locker {Rated R for war violence and language.}
Did You Hear About the Morgans? {Rated PG-13 for some sexual references and momentary violence.}


Avatar {Rated PG-13 for intense epic battle sequences and warfare, sensuality, language and some smoking.}




I started my weekend off by watching Did You Hear About the Morgans?

Did You Hear About the Morgans?
Rated PG-13 for some sexual references and momentary violence.
Directed by Marc Lawrence
Starring Hugh Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sam Elliott, Mary Steenburgen
In New York City, an estranged couple who witness a murder are relocated to small-town Wyoming as part of a witness-protection program.

In general, I'm a fan of Hugh Grant and just about every movie he's in so it made this movie easy to watch. Other than that I don't really think there is a lot to say about this one. It was good but not great. Pretty funny during some parts but I thought the start was a little too slow. And although the marriage/relationship advice was interesting, I was disappointed that it wasn't better.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

December 2009 (week 2) movie watching!

Ahhh! It's finals week insanity!
I shouldn't even have a blog this week... but I couldn't stay away haha.
There were 3 new movies and at least 2 limited releases... well at least that I know of

The Princess and the Frog {Rated G}

Invictus {Rated PG-13 for brief strong language.}
Larger Than Life in 3D: (Dave Matthews Band concert) {Rated PG for some mild language.}



BUT unfortunately... these are only limited releases.

Up in the Air {Rated R for language and some sexual content.}
The Lovely Bones {Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material involving disturbing violent content and images, and some language.}


**The advertisments lied!
But don't you worry, The Lovely Bones will available everywhere Christmas


Tonight a friend and I needed a feel good movie and ended up seeing Disney's The Princess and the Frog :)


The Princess and the Frog
Rated G
Directed by Ron Clements and John Musker
Starring: Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos
A modern day retelling of the classic story The Frog Prince. The Princess and the Frog finds the lives of arrogant, carefree Prince Naveen and hardworking waitress Tiana crossing paths. Prince Naveen is transformed into a frog by a conniving voodoo magician and Tiana, following suit, upon kissing the amphibian royalty. With the help of a trumpet-playing alligator, a Cajun firefly, and an old blind lady who lives in a boat in a tree, Naveen and Tiana must race to break the spell and fulfill their dreams.

Like most other people I went into this movie being a bit skeptical of a new princess movie. Although I may be a bit biased haha. To me, the best princess movies have already been made. (aka Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, etc)
But I thought it was pretty good. Cute, funny and full of Disney's trademark message of 'dreams can come true.' It encourages a good balance of hard work and fulfilling relationships with family and friends. And I don't really understand the whole scandal behind it but I really enjoyed it.
**For parents I think it's important to note that, "Some younger children may be frightened by the appearance of Dr. Facilier (Shadow Man) and his 'Friends from the Other Side," so I would take precautions when considering taking small children.

There are some pretty cute lines in the movie too.
"...women like a man with a big back porch"

Monday, December 7, 2009

December 2009 (week 1 continued) movie watching!

Last night I went with one of my best friends to see New Moon... must have been the only person who hasn't seen it (that wanted to) haha
Since neither of us wanted to go home afterwards we decided to switch gears completely and see...

Ninja Assassin!


Rated R for strong bloody stylized violence throughout, and language.
Directed by James McTeigue
Starring Rain, Naomie Harris, Ben Miles, Rick Yune
Ninja Assassin follows Raizo (Rain), one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Taken from the streets as a child, he was transformed into a trained killer by the Ozunu Clan, a secret society whose very existence is considered a myth. But haunted by the merciless execution of his friend by the Clan, Raizo breaks free from them and vanishes. Now he waits, preparing to exact his revenge.
In Berlin, Europol agent Mika Coretti (Naomie Harris) has stumbled upon a money trail linking several political murders to an underground network of untraceable assassins from the Far East. Defying the orders of her superior, Ryan Maslow (Ben Miles), Mika digs into top secret agency files to learn the truth behind the murders. Her investigation makes her a target, and the Ozunu Clan sends a team of killers, led by the lethal Takeshi (Rick Yune), to silence her forever. Raizo saves Mika from her attackers, but he knows that the Clan will not rest until they are both eliminated. Now, entangled in a deadly game of cat and mouse through the streets of Europe, Raizo and Mika must trust one another if they hope to survive and finally bring down the elusive Ozunu Clan.


First and foremost, I do not recommend this movie if you are squeamish (like myself haha), there is a lot of blood!! It is sooo violent and nothing is left out.
But oh do I love a good ninja, martial arts movie!

The fight scenes were fantastic and just about every ninja skill was on display. It made me want to give up my boring life as a struggling student to move to Japan and find a dojo.
But beyond the well choreographed action sequences I thought it had a good storyline. History, government conspiracies, life lessons, Asian architecture with just enough room for a love story.

It was a good reminder that ninjas will always be better than pirates.

Haha yeah I went there!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

December 2009 (week 1) movie watching!

Well... the weekend hasn't quite started but I've already seen a new movie!

This weekend there were 4 movies that came out... (at least to my area)

Transylmania {Rated R for crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use, language and some violence.}
Armored {Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense violence, some disturbing images and brief strong language.}


Everybody's Fine {Rated PG-13 for thematic elements and brief strong language.}
Brothers {Rated R for language and some disturbing violent content.}




Haha and out of all the movies to see, I ended up seeing...

Transylmania
Rated R for crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use, language and some violence.
Directed by David Hillenbrand, Scott Hillenbrand
Starring: Patrick Cavanaugh, James DeBello, Tony Denman, Paul H. Kim, Jennifer Lyons, Oren Skoog
Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realise that if the partying doesn't kill them, the vampires just might!
Wow... I don't even know where to begin with this movie. It was so random and weird haha. And definitely rated R! It's a good spoof on the recent vampire craze and an entertaining B movie if you enjoy laughing at 'dumb humor'